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How to Get Rich Quick and Make TONS of Money With SEO!
Summary: If you've ever wanted to make money online, there's no faster path to a fat bank account than with SEO and this post will show you how! Get rick QUICK! And Make Money.
If you're looking for a way to get rich quick, SEO (Search Engine Optimization) is absolutely the way to go. It's so incredibly EASY to make bucket-loads of cold, hard cash with SEO! All you have to do is follow the checklist below, then sit back and marvel at yourself as you amass riches beyond your WILDEST DREAMS!
1 - No matter what, you absolutely CANNOT care about others; just yourself! You must pretend to care about others, but you must refrain from actually caring about them.
2 -You can ONLY care about money. And yourself. You can only care about money and yourself... but mainly money.
3 - Barely learn the basics of SEO, then start referring to yourself as an "SEO guru." The people will follow.
4 - Create a Web site, post a bunch of "I rule at SEO" awards and badges that do not link to anything, then get your site ranking for long tail keyword terms like "SEO guru is cooler than a pack of Camels and you will be too" and "SEO guru is really Luke Skywalker's father because Google says so." It won't take you any time at all to rank for them and you can use them to show prospective clients that you can take them to the top of Google because you rank first in Google for not just ONE, but TWO awesome keyword terms! Plus, your one term says you will make them cooler than a pack of Camels. Who could resist throwing money at you to make THAT happen!?
5 - Put into practice ONLY the things that are supposedly outdated and call it a new method: OES (Optimized Engine Stuffs). For instance; tell clients that PageRank is all that matters and that if they see green in that bar, then they're golden! If they don't see a green bar, then tell them it's because they don't have enough keywords stuffed in their meta tag. This will make you sound all smart and "SEO-y" 'n stuff. Translation: CHA-CHING!
6 - Convince everyone to ignore folks like Rand Fishkin, Wil Reynolds, Matt Cutts, et al because what the heck do THOSE guys know, anyway!? Psh. Nothing, that's what! You, on the other hand... you're going to make BANK!
7 - Create a WSO (Warrior Special Offer) that's comprised solely of rehashed content fromGoogle's SEO Starter Guide and sell it to unsuspecting victims (refer to point 1 above). Your status as an "SEO guru" automatically gets a +1 for this.
8 - When you build links, just use the following list of excellent link-building comments. Rinse and repeat between that list of 20 and that's all the work you'll ever have to really put in.
9 - Last but not least, make sure your clients know that there is no way to track the work you've done for them. Tell them that SEO is magic and you're like David Copperfield... only without your own TV specials, because SEO is just, "way too amazingly-amazing to be seen." Tell your client that Google called you and told you said client is now officially, "cooler than a pack of Camels."
BONUS: If all else fails, you have a mega trump card at your disposal. Just tell your clients that for one large fee (something like $2.2 million* should suffice but make sure they know this is an investment into their future!), you will call Google up personally and tell them to make sure your client's site is indexed in Google and will be ranked first for every term they want to rank for. Clients fall for it every time. Done and done!
Start opening that Swiss bank account, because you're done! That's it! If you want to be one of the select few who can say you became a bajillionaire because of SEO, just follow the steps outlined above and you'll be good to go! You can safely contribute to everything that's wrong and misunderstood about SEO while reaping the rewards. What could be better!?
Please tune in next time where I show you how to make a KILLING with affiliate marketing! You'll have great fun and earn GINORMOUS cash by taking advantage of people's insecurities and using fake bank account screen shots. Acai berry, MOVE OVER! The REAL cure to cancer is the tears of little children! Oops... I'm giving away my HIGHLY lucrative secrets way too soon. *wink, wink*
*If the client can only afford $30 instead of $2.2 million, just go ahead and accept that. This will all play into the illusion that you actually care about them .Get Started Online For Free now...
(Sadly, this sarcastic post isn't too terribly far off from a methodology many "SEOs" have used to earn a full-time living in this industry. Should you ever be approached by anyone offering the "services" you see on the list above, run for your life. That is all.)
How to Become Rich – 9 Proven Ways to Make You Rich Fast Like everyone, you too want to become rich. But you don’t have any clear idea on how to become rich fast. You have already seen a lot of ‘get rich scheme’ on internet but never succeeded in any of that.
No, its not.
There is only one thing which you need to become rich.
And that is your STRONG DESIRE.
So if you have a burning desire, I can show you the proven ways to become rich. There are around 9 solid ways to become rich & most of the people in this world who became rich used one these ways only.
Exceptions
- People who are born rich – you are not in control to use this way
- People used illegal way – I will never recommend this way.
Top 9 Ways to Become Rich
Here I am going to show you the most proven 9 ways to become rich. Remember, there is no shortcut to the success. So to make lots of money, you must work smart & hard with your strong desire.
So find here the ways-
1. Internet Marketing
This is one of my favorite way to become rich. If people ask me only one & the best way to become rich
then I would recommend internet marketing only.
then I would recommend internet marketing only.
So what internet marketing is?
Well, its simple to understand. Its marketing on internet.
You know, people buy things online like never before. As per Wikipedia stats, “there are around 10 millions shoppers right now in India & they are increasing at 30% rate. India’s e-commerce market was worth about $2.5 billion in 2009, it went up to $6.3 billion in 2011 and to $14 billion in 2012.”
Now you can see the huge potential. You can take your big share from this market through internet marketing.
Here you can participate in 3 ways-
Sell your own product
You can sell your own products to all over India & to the whole world. More your reach will be, more money you will make. And soon you will see yourself as rich man.
What to do – read my article – how to sell products online.
Sell other’s products
Its also known as affiliate marketing. There are thousands of big companies who need people like you to sell their quality products. The benefit of affiliate marketing is that you don’t need your own products, your own inventory, any delivery system or account management.
Simply drive the targeted traffic to the merchant sites & make money from each & every sell, when someone from your referred traffic buy any thing on merchant site.
Its one of the killer ways to make money. Top affiliates earn thousands & lacs of dollars per month through this system.
What to do – read my articles
Make money even without selling
Here I am talking about blogging. You have to create a blog & then share what you know to the world through blogging.
Its not as easy as it seems. There is very hard work involved in this. But once your blog becomes successful, you can make thousands of dollars every month.
How?
Through Google AdSense!
Millions of people around the world is making big income through the combination of blogging & AdSense.
What to do? – Read -
Oh, I am sorry. First way is getting very lengthy but I hope not boring.
So what, if you didn’t like this way of becoming rich, I have 9 other ways.
So keep on reading
2. MLM (Network Marketing)
Believe me, this is one of the easiest & fast way to become rich. Not one, but I have literally seen hundreds of people made millions of dollars though network marketing.
No education, no qualification & low investment needed to get big success in MLM.
So what exactly you need to start making money from network marketing.
- A best MLM company & plan – Check top 10 network marketing companies
- High motivation & stubbornness
- Leadership skills – check top 10 strategies of successful MLM leader
- A perfect marketing plan – read how RAGHURAJ SINGH got big success in MLM
If you want to increases the speed of success, you can promote your MLM company through internet.
Caution – don’t join any investment type of plan or money laundering plan in MLM as these companies are illegal.
3. Kaun Banega Crorepati (KBC)
Whether its KBC in India or ‘Who Wants to Be a Millionaire?’ in US, there is a big scope of making a million
dollar in just 1 hour time.
dollar in just 1 hour time.
One of the major factor that plays an important role here is your luck. And another important factor is your knowledge.
The combination of these 2 can make you 5 Crore in KBC.
Hundreds of people earn big amount every KBC season. Many of them earn even more than 1 Crore.
So what differentiate winners from losers?
Their desire!
Yes, they call & SMS day & night to participate in KBC. They don’t have ‘give up’ attitude. They know, if they don’t get chance this season, it will be the next season or another next season.
So if you want to become rich through KBC, try, try & try.
And, if you are invited to participate then get as much general knowledge as you can.
4. Stock market
What better option for people with financial knowledge. But high returns in stock market comes with high
risk.
risk.
If it has the ability to make you millionaire overnight, then it can also make you bankrupt.
So play safe & in limits.
Your knowledge about market plays a very important role to make big money in stock market.
How to go ahead
Even if you have lots of knowledge, there are some basic rules of stock market you need to follow in order to make (not lose) big money in share market.
Get knowledge -
- Read economic times daily
- Read tips & news on MoneyControl.com
- Watch TV channels like CNBC, Bloomberg etc.
Find here some of the basic rules of stock market. And here is the secret for choosing million dollar stock.
5. Bring a new idea
There is no second opinion in the philosophy “An idea can change your life”. Here I am not talking about the idea to make money but an idea to solve some problems in the life of people.
- Larry Page & Sergey Brin created Google
- Sabeer Bhatia created Hotmail.
- Mark Zuckerberg created Facebook
- Shai Wininge created Fiverr
- Lalit modi brought the idea of IPL
- Ekta Kapoor redefined TV industry
You can even think of small ideas that is new in your city, state or country.
Some of the ideas that you can work on
- Toys on rent business
- Healthy breakfast service
- Virtual assistant services
- Cost cutting services
- Social media profile management
- Your own new idea….
6. Create a controversy
What do I mean when I say “create a controversy”. I am talking here about saying or doing something that is not acceptable by a small/large section of society.
But there should not be any crime or illegal thing involved here. It should be perfect legal & under the law.
A controversy can make you famous overnight & then you will find a lot of opportunities yourself in media or whatever your target is.
Some of the famous example -
- Poonam Pandey created controversy when she said “I will go nude if India wins World Cup” & now she is in high demand.
- Aseem Trivedi created controversy when he created controversial cartoon. He got selected in Big Boss.
- Mika Singh & Rakhi Sawant created controversy when Mika kissed Rakhi. Now both of them are popular celebrity.
- Shaheen Dhada created controversy when she made a Facebook comment about Balasaheb Thackrey.
Just check this article to know how to create controversy & get the attention of media. And here are 33 topicsthat you can use to create controversy.
7. Gambling
There are many legal ways of gambling & betting you can use to become rich. You can find number of online gambling sites, casinos or you can even buy lottery tickets.
But there is an equal chance of losing your money. if you can afford to take this risk then this is also one of the best way to make money.
8. Work hard towards your passion
Every person in this world comes with some passion. Don’t let this waste. Work so hard towards your passion that when there is a discussion on that topic, people recall your name.
- Who do you remember, when you talk about career in kitchen – Sanjeev Kapoor or …?
- Who do you remember, when you talk about best PAAN – Muchhad Paanwala or …?
- Who do you think about, when you say great acting – Amitabh, SRK, Rajni ….?
- Who do you think about, when you talk cricket – Sachin or …..?
- Or great writers like Salman Rushdie, Arundhati Roy, Chetan Bhagat etc.
There are thousands of such examples.
You have the passion in photography, you can become a top photographer; you have passion in studies, you can do your best in education; you have passion in sports, you can become a top sports person; you have the passion in music, you can excel in music world & so on.
9. Marry a Rich Girl / Boy
What easy option may you find than marry a rich girl (if you are boy) / boy (if you are a girl). If you can manage to marry a rich girl or boy then you can make yourself a rich person.
There are lots of ideas on internet that will give you the secret of attracting a girl. If you follow this idea then follow with a true heart & never try to cheat anyone.
So which idea you want to go with to become rich. If you are already rich, then how did you become rich. Tell your story through comment.
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